Let's say Yahoo answers isn't helping you out too much. Wikipedia can't help. Daniel Tosh won't answer your tweets, let alone tell you what to do. Where can you possibly turn for advice on all of life's dramatic decision-making? WHERE CAN YOU GO?!?
How about to some random person named Abby on the internet? PERFECT!
All Abbies are inherently good at advice-giving. (And pluralizing complicated things like names or words ending in es. Obviously...) I am so good at giving advice that you may just beg to pay me for doing it. Or offer to give me free food at least.
So go ahead. Send me your dilemmas, your quandaries, your conundrums and even your 99 problems. I will do my best to turn your needy email into a blogging masterpiece full of helpful tidbits... like yellow snow being full of vitamins and how to use the hair your trim off your nether-regions to fertilize houseplants.