I got to the library a full 4 hours early so I could look around and get my bearings. Which only really took about 45 minutes before I started feeling like people might grow suspicious of the chick who was carrying a suitcase around and just staring at the stacks and floor maps, so I used their wifi to re-watch Doctor Who until it was interview time.
I was taken up to do the Excel portion of the test by a gentleman who gave me a list of about 18 tasks to complete on a pre-made Excel sheet. I had 30 minutes to complete the tasks and he told me he would knock on the door 5 minutes before my time was up just so I could be sure to pay attention to the time.
So the first 11 tasks go by easily despite the fact that the mouse they gave me had a button that kept sticking (and I STUPIDLY did not ask them for a different one... or use the built-in one that was on the laptop I was using because THAT would be too obvious a solution), and then I got to step 12. And I could not remember how to write a formula that linked the values on one sheet to a cell on another sheet. I remembered how to hyperlink them, which I did, but I didn't feel like that was the same as writing a "formula," which is what the step specifically instructed and I spent a while clicking through the relatively-new-to-me 2011 Excel interface trying to see if I could figure it out.
Then the interviewer knocked my 5-minute-warning on the door, and this is about what happened to me:
|This happened to me during my GREs too.|
I am not someone who does well on tests.
Unless they're essays on a topic I know about.
Which this was not.
Luckily I have an awesome friend who posted the Karate Kid "You're the Best" theme song on my Facebook page earlier that day, so I took a few deep breaths, focused on hearing that song instead of looking at the sign scrolling through my head:
|I bet the Karate Kid didn't have one of these on the insides of his eyelids...|
I am pretty sure the actual interview went well - I made a point to state that I had panicked on the Excel test and I knew if I'd ever used the newer interface for the function I got stuck on I wouldn't have had the problems I did, but I'm not sure if it helped or not. The female interviewer seemed to like me, but the male interviewer, who was the one who administered the Excel test, seemed less enthusiastic and made a comment about how he needed someone with the "right skills to help [him] out"... so who knows. I'm up against 7 other people (out of 60 that applied) and they knew that I flew up there just for the interview so I'm hoping that they'll see my potential and enthusiasm and not just the fact that I didn't finish my test.
And I'd be lying if I said that the first thing I did once I got out of that building wasn't crying. Or that I didn't go seek out a bar right after that to go get a shot of tequilla to help shake off the feeling of being a total failure.
It's been a long, emotionally-charged week for me.
But even if I don't get the job, the trip was not a total loss. I fell in love with Seattle - it's like San Francisco with a lot fewer hipsters! And I got to have a great night out with two of my best friends that I hadn't seen in forever. (And I'm secretly hoping that they eventually fall in love and have like 6 babies together because that would be the greatest thing ever.)
I should find out by August 8th or so whether or not I get the job. So we'll probably stagnate here in Santa Barbara a little longer than planned so that we can find out before we move.
Now I just have to breathe and try not to drive myself crazy thinking about it.
PS: I know, I know. A song at the end of the blog? Makes zero sense. But it doesn't make sense anywhere else in here either. So shush.