Potty training a toddler to go in public places has given me a new set of ninja skills: I can make a paper toilet seat cover in like 20 seconds. Which is FAST, I'd like to add. In case you haven't ever had the fury of a toddler's bladder upon you at a freaking carnival to test out exactly how fast it normally takes. And you parked 6 blocks away. And stupidly left your child in their underwear and didn't pack a diaper.
I am a TP ninja. Just FYI.
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